Thursday, December 15, 2005

Finally, Somebody With Some Balls, Wish I Would've Thought Of It

Link on title, go check it out. This guy points out a lot of the reasons that, while I consider myself a Christian, I don't go to church, I'm not a member of a church, and I don't trust some preacher to teach my kids right from wrong. Go on, read it, no porno pictures involved, just a little cussing but if you can't handle that you have about as much business on the internet as Billy Graham does in a biker bar on bare titty night. If you're one of those that's stupid enough to turn your kids loose on the web, be sure you turn off your super high tech AFA approved parental filters before you go, it has the word "Jew" in it and I'm sure that the AFA wouldn't allow that to pass unless it had "dead" in front of it. I just love exposing hypocrites, I've lost track of how many "Christians" I've known that really believe that Christmas was their idea.

Warning: Don't bother if you're easily offended, you won't find it nearly as funny as I did.

Special thanks to Tony for pointing it out, I haven't read something so true, or laughed that hard in ages.

6 comments:

badgerpup said...

At first I thought it was the Rude Pundit, but the style was completely different.
Says it all for me pretty much...thanks!

5 said...

Hey stinky trucker! Shoot me your address via email as I have something jes' fer you!
That little cussing war on Christmas rant was funny!

Anonymous said...

It would have been better had their not been so much cussing- the truth is in their but its hidden behind the cussing kinda like being hidden behind comercialism clean it up and you have something

Justin said...

As I said, if you can't handle a little cussing . . . .

You got something for me?

oooh, oooooh, is it a present?

A winning lottery ticket perhaps?

Email shall be forthcoming.

You're not going to stalk me are you?

Marla aka shared_dreams said...

I went to church as a child. When my folks stopped going with us after a while the chruch told my parents if they didn't put in the offering that they would be out of the church. My mom said then remove me for it will be a cold day that i have to pay to go to a church that my dad and grandfather helped to build. At that point i no further went to church... I had all my children baptised in that church under protest. But i told them they had bosses too. Curch is a state of mind as is GOD. My beliefs are as strong as the next persons and a dare some one to take them away from me!!!!!!!!!! Bet God cussed a few times to we just never got to hear about it. He may even have smoked ....

Justin said...

. . . and these days, he probably drinks like a fish.