Just kidding. It may have worked for Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and that kneecap busting ice skater chick, but I doubt anyone wants to see my hairy, white, fat, naked butt. Guess I'll just have to come up with something else to boost my popularity.
Oh, by the way, here's that RC airplane video that I promised you two weeks ago. I finished editing it when I got home from work this morning. I worked two whole days this week, almost like a real job, maybe now I can pay my electric bill, but I'm still taking donations for the internet access. Enjoy the movie, I need sleep.